Give us a second...

I think I’m drowning in all of this irony. Oh how easily we blind ourselves from the truth.

I’ve been a fucking idiot and I’m glad to admit it.

Onwards.

imgfave:

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lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

"I need someone who
Sees the fire in my eyes and
wants to play with it."
Haiku by l.s.f.   (via thatkindofwoman)

lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)
thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)
thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)
thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)
thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)
thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)
thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)
thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)
thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)
thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

"There was a time when people were in the habit of addressing themselves frequently and felt no shame at making a record of their inward transactions. But to keep a journal nowadays is considered a kind of self-indulgence, a weakness, and in poor taste. For this is the era of hardboiled-dom."

Saul Bellow, Dangling Man


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